Negro Solstice Is Upon Us … Did You Get Your Super Powers?

Congratulations! You made it to December 21st — what is now, and forever shall be, known as Negro Solstice. 12/21 supposedly represents the day we all are able to unlock our hidden powers and transcend into unknown levels of excellency. Sooooo, are you teleporting? Do you have x-ray vision? Or, are you sitting here like, ‘WTH are you talking about?!’

It all started a few weeks ago with one random tweet. Apparently, a user by the name of @LottiDot knows the future of all Black people and decided to grace us with the following insightful information…

As black people, genetically we are stronger and smarter than everyone else, we are more creative, on December 21 our Real DNA will be unlocked and majority will be able to do things that we thought were fiction. Learn who u are as a people 👩🏽‍🦯 they wanna make us average

— ßß (@lottidot) December 5, 2020

Now y’all know, once Black Twitter got a hold of this here tweet it went viral and the jokes were in abundance.

black people on december 21st: pic.twitter.com/pCAxc8Q6FP

— dgxo (@dgxobeats) December 16, 2020

Nobody :

Me on December 21st unlocking my real DNA : pic.twitter.com/ENQfS0fwRi

— ~4am🌑 (@kaykayua) December 15, 2020

Black people after the December 21 update drop pic.twitter.com/jHnkukbPT3

— Ion know how this app work (@MollyWop9) December 6, 2020

But, now that December 21st is here, folks are looking around for their super human strength…

This how me and my niggas pulling up #December21 pic.twitter.com/6lJBuGU7Qq

— Ayub 👍🏾 (@ayubabdi_) December 21, 2020

THIS SHIT GHETTO, Waking up with no superpowers. #December21 pic.twitter.com/yEf2XEXHP4

— Valley Boi Kaioken (@VBKaioken) December 21, 2020

Thought I was gone wake up juking people, still hurting 😭 my superpowers failed me… #December21 pic.twitter.com/QA67XOyI0Z

— GLYDE (@Clydro_22) December 21, 2020

i better turn into fuckin goku today #December21 pic.twitter.com/RSy8RguFy3

— O F F A B R I C K (@CactusLove11) December 21, 2020

Nigga I thought I was gonna get powers on December21 all I got was an ass whooping for jumping off my mamas counter thinking I can fly and shit #December21 pic.twitter.com/ctGbdhkQwN

— q.u.i.z.e (@niggahsinparis) December 21, 2020

Where my powers #December21 pic.twitter.com/QMhgxKhxVr

— Almighty-jerry (@jerry_almighty) December 21, 2020

Clearly, we’re all disappointed that we aren’t flying, blowing things up, or teleporting — but the day is still young, let’s give it some time.