Call Beyoncé! White Residents Want Howard University To Move Campus So Dogs Can Defecate In Peace

There are no words. Well, there are a few. Bear with me as I try to find the appropriate (read: professional) words to convey my feelings. As an alum of the illustrious Howard University there a few things I’d like to say to the entitled, privileged pricks that have the audacity to state that Howard University should move their campus if they don’t want dog defecation and disrespectful desecration to clutter The Yard.

Here’s the story as reported by FOX 5:

Recent reports have came out that Howard University Students feel disrespected by residents using the yard as a dog park 🐕 but this resident thinks the campus should be moved 😮😡 pic.twitter.com/stxHUWtu2X

— Angie Ange In The Morning (@AngieAngeAM) April 19, 2019

Dear Sean Grubbs-Robishaw, how dare you fix your lips to even suggest that Howard University is the problem and not your blatant disrespect of The Mecca. Howard was here before you and will be here long after you and your dog are dead. And speaking of dogs, this intrusion into the safe space those students hold so dear is not just triggering, inflammatory and aggressive, it’s simply unnecessary. There are a myriad of parks in the area you can take your mutt — or hell, if you don’t like it Sean, how about YOU move!

Twitter is in an uproar over the news of, not only HU being used as a dog park, but stories of white families having whole a** picnics on The Yard are equally alarming.

Howard University has been here since 1867. The Yard was declared a U.S. National Historic Landmark in 2001, so please stop bringing your dogs & letting them desecrate our sacred space. We will not move – take your dogs to Banneker, a PUBLIC PARK across the street 🤗 pic.twitter.com/dXC9ebYMVw

— @150Bison (@150Bison) April 19, 2019

LMFAO. That entitlement is spicy. “Move the campus”. Move the historical Howard so I can walk my dogs …. okay, let’s do this at GW, AU, CU or GU and see if they feel the same way. But instead of dogs, let’s blast gogo. 🙄

— ty (@simply_tyy) April 19, 2019

White folks are so wild they will effectively tell you to go back to Africa as they stand on your black ass campus in your black ass city.

The audacity.

— The Girl with All the Gifts (@TheRareKind) April 19, 2019

*Stares in 152 years of Black Excellence* pic.twitter.com/e4VbpwhoGc

— A. Alexis (@oneandamelia) April 19, 2019

Somebody call Beyoncé with the quickness — she’ll handle it!