Some irresponsible person is using the Internet to publish blatant lies about the process of making fried chicken. These lies are presented in video form with a recipe for the most disturbing unfried-fried chicken one could imagine. In fact, if you ate chicken raw you’d be much closer to eating fried chicken than you would following this sacrilegious recipe.
Have you ever marinated your poultry in milk? Or sprinkled it with curry powder? Or … wait for it … cooked it for nine minutes in a microwave to give that crispy golden texture. Hell nah!
— R&B Thug (@FreezeCurl) August 11, 2016
Black Twitter wants none of this monstrosity and neither do we.
Fried chicken in the microwave is an abomination from hell and that cook must be stopped!
— Maven_Star (@EyezrStarry) August 11, 2016
Don’t serve me no microwave fried chicken. I will fight you.
— Red Cross Volunteer (@PBS_Impulse9) August 11, 2016
If you’re trying to give me microwave “fried chicken” I will consider you an enemy combatant making an attempt on my life & act accordingly
— Fish’N’Chips Freddie (@SDY292) August 11, 2016
“Despite what a certain demographic may tell you, you cannot use a microwave to make fried chicken” ~ MLK
— ~WAVES~ (@Georgeism96) August 11, 2016
I know they aint try to make fried chicken in the microwave bruh. https://t.co/XO4TeMvRCQ
— Kyrie Serving (@Macdre_23) August 11, 2016
We’ll stick to getting our fried chicken from Popeyes.