Mathew Knowles Teaches “How To” Be Like Beyonce Class

If you’re delusional enough to think you have what it takes to become the next Beyonce, the singer’s father will be happy to take your money. The former manager of King Bey is teaching a “day-long, intensive boot camp” at Houston Community College Central.

The course, titled, “The Entertainment Industry: How Do I Get In?” will take place on September 13. According to the school’s website:

“The daylong boot camp will allow attendees to tap Knowles’ vast entertainment and music business expertise and leave with real information, contacts and strategies for their own successful entertainment endeavors.”

The class is for “current or aspiring entertainers, songwriters, musicians, composers, writers, producers, managers, sound or engineering technicians, publicists, attorneys, financial planners, fashion stylists, hair dressers, photographers, editors, accountants and a myriad of other entertainment-industry hopefuls are invited to attend.” Basically it’s for anyone with any interest in anything tangentially related to the entertainment industry, or anyone who wants to be in the same room as Beyonce’s father.

The class is $295 (pre-order) or $350 (at the door).